John Stossel claims “I’m Danielynn’s father!”

February 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm (Fake News)


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20/20 News anchor John Stossel shocked and rocked Hollywood today by joining in the “I’m Danielynn’s father” brigade. Stossel said they met when was doing an investigative report on breast implants. He wanted to see what “real” ones looked like and Anna supplied his request. Their torrid secret affair lasted for many years, right up to her death.

John wanted their daughter named Anossel, but Anna quickly nixed that suggestion.

OK, it’s Larry Burkhead… big surprise right?

(Seriously, we are saddened by any death and Anna’s speaks volumes to how even “pretty” people can have fucked up lives. After all, we are all human and it is time for these dregs of her life to stop fighting over a 5 month old baby. Let her family figure out what is best for Dannielynn.)

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