Dawn of the Almost Dead

 Poor little trampoline bear has fallen again.  Once again, he climbed into a tree and the big bad policeman brought him down with a dart full of Simon Cowell scrotum venom — he has a rattler between his legs you know.

This time, T-Bear was not so lucky; no trampoline to fall on, just the hard New Jersey soil to break his little neck has he collapsed in a pile after plummeting to earth.

To add insult to injury, the police immediately tazzered the little bugger as he landed and began fondling his groin.  Officer Padlock said “do you know how much bear testicles sell for in Japan?”