Nude Fest 2007
Three old nude guys celebrated the first annual “Nude Fest” of 2007 by marking their territory at Mitch’s Gym & Bath House Emporium today.
The old perverts gave new meaning to the term “streaking” by leaving their stains on all of the equipment. Anal leakage is a terrible thing, but it is even worse when it is on the stationary bike seat.
Pervert, Albert Prince, says, it was fun looking at the other guys peckers as they peddled their wares and spread their cheeks in front of him; until they started draining their fluids right where they sat. Rupert Dongwood stated that he did the best he could to jam the roll of Bounty between his cheeks, but it kept “popping out” every time he power peddled his way to the finish line. “Hey, ass squirting is just as natural to an old naked man as it is for a woman to quiff when giving pony rides!”, stated Rupert.
On a side note, Mitch’s will be closed tomorrow as they prepare the gym for the ladies first annual “Nude Squat and Leave It Fest, 2007″.
