Middle school teacher flings feces at student
Middle school teacher Tyrone Biggums tossed a wad of his poo at a student today for not paying attention to his lecture on peeing in a 2 litter coke jug. Freddy Flippen stated, “I was just playing with myself when out of no where this wad of poo hits my ear and lodges in my shirt collar.” Freddy then realized the Tyrone was aiming for his face and had missed. Freddy then demonstrated the U-Crip Grip of holding a turd and throwing a curve wad.
Flippen’s toss curved like a knuckle ball and landed a perfect hit into a stunned and wide open mouth of Biggums. “That tasted like shit”, said Biggums, “but it was the only thing I’ve had to eat since I spent my last five bucks on meth.”
Later all students participated in a feast by eating a chocolate Jesus for Easter.
Rosie O’Donnell’s Nut Sack
Beloved Rosie’s Charity Nut Bag — radical left wing conspiracy lesbian long shore-men for Rosie bid on it like rabid badgers fighting over the scraps of a Hardee’s Red Burrito.
Rosie O’Donnell sold her $42,000 Chinese sweatshop floor scraps nut sack on the CharityBuzz auction site. Last bid observed was for approximately $2,500. Someone got a bargain for Rosie’s personally designed jewel pouch, according to Rosie.
Rosie’s personal nut bag can still be found nestle firmly between her curdled milk thighs… ugh…
You go girl… ugh… guy… ugh… it.
