Dawn of the Almost Dead

Most bloggers end up getting frustrated and abandon blogging because they never receive any feedback from their readers (if they have any). DotaD is no different, with the exception that we will never abandon our blog — we enjoy making fun of news and occasionally publishing real stories and opinions. Mostly we think there is enough funny “real” stuff out there that we can only twist it to make it even more bizarre.

Statistics show that 51% of people NEVER read blogs. That means that 49% of of the internet community read blogs regularly. There are an estimated three million blogs in various stages on the internet. At least 70% of those are updated on an irregular or never basis. That leaves approximately 900,000 regular bloggers for people to read. If you are reading this blog, you are a special person — we mean that in a special way too. We too rode the short bus to school every day and know what it’s like to be different and stupid in the eyes of others.

So, if you can type and can spell words like “ha”, “OK”, “duh”, and the ever difficult “yuk yuk”, leave us a comment so we know we are disturbing and annoying people.

Sincerely,
Your DotaD Staff

Technical Note: We pulled most of the statistics for this article out of our asses.