Bonerniva® Shoot-out with WonderCum®
Bonerniva® won the cum shoot-out with WonderCum® today in an amazing blast of gooey glory! Unlike Bonerniva®, WonderCum® ONLY provides a boost in fluid level, and no increase in your schlong size.
Bonerniva® produces up to a 50% increase in length and girth of your peckerwood, as well as a 48-60 hour non-stop boner. And as if that was not enough already, we know that if your going to be hammering your partner for hours on end, that you need all the sloppy joe juice you can muster to hose your victim down. Bonerniva® has been shown to increase seminal discharge by up to 1,000% !
We are not talking about squirt gun dribbles
we are talking about super soaker drenchings.
You know, enough shooters foam that firemen will seek you out for high rise building fires.
Bonerniva® is only available in hardware stores. Remember, wink at the clerk when asking for “erection tool kits”, they’ll know what you mean.
Remember, “If it’s not a Bonerniva® boner, it’s not a boner!”
WARNING: If your Boner last for more than two weeks, contact the Guinness Book of World Records, you’re a winner dude!
