Mayo Bandit Caught Bonerniva Cum Bucket at Local Library Drop Box
Gloria Butch Cassidy was captured after dumping a gallon of Bonerniva generated sperm in the local book drop off in Castro, MO. ‘Butch’ was wanted in several other dumpings around the city, including a monstrous 55 gallon barrel of Bonerniva jizz into the local Soup & Salad’s cottage cheese bin.
When asked why, by police, Butch simply said she loved to give things Mayo Showers.
Apparently, the drum of jizz was stolen from the local catholic churches rectrumry. Father O’Toolebox stated that “although the jizz was only a couple days worth, it was still a meaningful part of the churches plans for their pancake supper since it can be used to churn jiz butter.”
In a side note, father O’Toolbox said that because of the shortage of Bonerniva, they will be forced to use Wondercum, which is likely to take several weeks to produce the same quantity as Bonerniva was providing. Start whacking Toolbox.
Wendy’s yanks kids CD from it’s crappy meals.
Wendy’s executives quickly pulled a CD from their kids crappy meal packs because someone complained about the lyrics of certain songs. How someone could complain about lyrics like Peter Gunz’ “Niggers in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex” and Cam’Ron’s “Sometime y’all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny” is beyond comprehension. Who daa tank da r? Whitey is nothin don ya kno.
Wendy’s executives will be releasing a more appropriate CD in the coming week. Songs like Prodigy’s “It’s like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous ass punk.” Much more kid friendly exec’s stated. Who doesn’t like Jackhoff and the BeanPole lyrics?
