Wendy’s yanks kids CD from it’s crappy meals.
Wendy’s executives quickly pulled a CD from their kids crappy meal packs because someone complained about the lyrics of certain songs. How someone could complain about lyrics like Peter Gunz’ “Niggers in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex” and Cam’Ron’s “Sometime y’all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny” is beyond comprehension. Who daa tank da r? Whitey is nothin don ya kno.
Wendy’s executives will be releasing a more appropriate CD in the coming week. Songs like Prodigy’s “It’s like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous ass punk.” Much more kid friendly exec’s stated. Who doesn’t like Jackhoff and the BeanPole lyrics?

