Bin Laden is a hot seller.

September 27, 2006 at 1:00 pm (Uncategorized)

Effron Hzakua proudly displays the Bin Laden rookie card he recently won bidding on eBay. “Just wait until he is inducted into the terrorist hall of fame”, Effron stated, “it will be worth dollars!”


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Dee Da Dee

September 27, 2006 at 12:55 pm (Uncategorized)

Thank God for penalty flags, or else we would have to be subjected to this moron’s squirel nut purse also.

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Damn that has gotta hurt!

September 27, 2006 at 12:50 pm (Uncategorized)

Next time someone yells, “Look out! There’s a fucking javalin!”, get the hell out of the way!

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Pile of (future) poo

September 27, 2006 at 12:43 pm (Fake News)

“Rudy, a couple more inches of flapjacks on this pile and I’ll call it enough for my breakfast, and a bowl full of shit tomorrow morning.”

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September 23, 2006 at 8:24 pm (Fake News)

President Bush holds a joint press conference with Pakistan President GEn. Pervez Musharraf.

Here W describes the size of his friend Effron’s blunt they smoked one night in his dorm. You can see that Pervez is not impressed, since he is more of a hashish man, and once smoked a bowl that was the size of a ferguson toilet.

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Why did I screw that fucker!?

September 20, 2006 at 12:22 pm (Uncategorized)

Marie “Bone Crusher” Phillips recently gave birth to young William “the fridge” Phillips, a 14lb 13oz baby.

Marie could be heard throughout the delivery yelling, “you big mother fucker, why did I ever fuck you?”

The father “Edward Punta” was asked what he thought about fathering such a big baby, this was his only reaction:

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Hardee’s new Red Burrito will kill you

September 19, 2006 at 10:50 am (bizarre, Fake News, Odd)

Edward Punta’s before and after pictures following his “passing” of Hardee’s new 1lb “Red Burrito”. Beware.

NOTE: Apparently, actual photo’s of the GIANT RED BURRITO are hard to find on the web, so I will trek down to my local Hardee/Red Burrito’s and capture one of these beasts for all the world to see.

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So long Willie

September 15, 2006 at 1:54 pm (Uncategorized)

Former Kansas City Chief’s offensive lineman Willie Roaf announce this retirement from football today. As much as Trent Green and company will miss Willie, others who must share the locker room with him will not. Why? It has been said by many of the KC Chief’s that pound for pound, Willie produces the most pungent farts you would ever imagine. The kind that can peel paint off the walls, make grown men cry, and cause oxygen masks to drop down on airplanes.

Bye Willie, we will miss you, but not your gas.

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Junk Shrine?

September 15, 2006 at 7:10 am (Uncategorized)

I can’t believe that someone thought this was an eyesore and wanted them to clean it up. The owners explain that this is a shrine to caos. I call it “my front yard after I clean it up”.

If people think this is trashy, they need to drive through the Ozarks. Now there is some art to placing decaying sofa’s, cars, bottles, milk jugs, etc. into artful piles that would sell big in any NY gallery.

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Nimibia BBQ?

September 15, 2006 at 7:02 am (Uncategorized)

Today, Nimibia just missed out on setting the record for the worlds largest BBQ. Apparently, they completely ran out of Suri Cruise’s turds to fry up. Tom and Katie said, “That is just tough shit!”

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