Tyson Highway Chicken, hmm, hmm, good

December 29, 2006 at 10:09 pm (bizarre, Fake News, Odd)


McNuggets Anyone?

A Tyson Chicken truck driver was injured in a rollover accident on highway 417 in Bugtussel, Arkansas yesterday. When asked how the accident happened, he said he was dunking his nuggets in that crappy BBQ sauce that McD’s gives you when he began choking on the slime.

None of the chickens were seriously injured, and were later slaughtered at the Tyson plant by an electric prod injected into their anus.

Enjoy your street chicken!

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This is the kind of humanity that I’m talking about.

December 28, 2006 at 4:19 am (Fake News, Odd)


Ms. Gates Ms. Gates bares it all, including her pussy for the Humane Society. Their calendar is sold out and Ms. Gates is proudly displaying her pussy all over the town. Why just the other day, Reverend Jones was admiring her pussy after church.

She has entertained the possibility of shaving her pussy, but purist tell her to leave it hairy. They say it’s nicer to pet a furry pussy any day compared to a stubble strewn pussy.

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