My Erectile Failure

November 28, 2007 at 11:06 pm (bizarre, Fake News, Odd)

Apparently, from the flood of emails I’ve received lately, the word is out about my penile dysfunction. Yes they know, somehow they know; I wish I knew who told every piece of shit in the world that my former brick dick


No longer sends shivers of “oh my god, how can I possibly take that huge monster? through women any more.

Now I have offers from every scumbag in the entire world overflowing my inbox with offers of GIGANTIC weapons of mass vagina destruction. Dong’s so big that Dirk Diggler would shit his pants if he saw it.

Now, one question before I purchase my new sword of doom; ladies do you really want a watermelon dick or do you prefer a dill pickle?


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National Bugger Picking Day – Friday 11/30/07

November 27, 2007 at 6:20 pm (bizarre, Fake News, Odd)

This Friday is National Bugger Picking day (NBPD), so do your part, like these upstanding citizens, by digging deep for the cause.  Be sure to dispose of your your Buggers in a manner that does not impact the environment, such as placing them on your bugger wall or saving them in a jar for toppings on someone’s salad (recycle).ralph.jpg






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