Basketball Reaches New Highs in North Dakota

October 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm (Fake News, Odd)


Mr. Johnstons 2nd grade illiteracy class received a basketball goal from the local “Aryans for Education” group.  Installation was a breeze, and the Aryans simply followed the directions outline in the Chinglish instructions.

The modification to the instructions was implemented to reduce the ability of those “black” people from being able to dominate the game.  Third grader, Jamal Jackson, said, “what the fuck!”

Peter, Jason, and Kary Burgerhoff pose with the new additon to the “Adolf Elementary” school playground.

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