Why Cheryl Hines needs to stop posing nude.

January 15, 2009 at 2:22 pm (bizarre, Fake News, Odd)

Yes, Cheryl is losing all self respect for her normally hot little bod and continues to chow down on the Larry David Valentine and Halloween candy.  I just wish she would hold off on the nude posing until she drops a few tons.


I know some of you will say this is a “photoshop’ed” image.  To those of you that do, I don’t own PS, so FU!


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Why vegans love meat.

January 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm (Fake News)

Yes, vegans love meat.  Not the kind of juicy, flavorful, mouthwatering chunks of succulent beef and pork that we love, but the kind that has only artificial flavors added to a soy crapfest of meat look-a-likes called shit on a plate.

Vegan Meat Like Shit

Vegan Meat Like Shit

What the fuck vegans?  You hate meat and meat eaters, yet you yearn for you veggies to look like the very meat that disgusts you?

Veggie bacon is like a meat lover eating an steak shapped to look like apple peelings — that’s not going to happen.  If you want to eat meatless shit, try a horse pile, it’s all organic and probably tastes better than this factory made plant scrapings.

So why do vegans love meat (or more like the appearance of their starving lifestyle) too look like meat?  Because they are to embarrassed to admit to a society built on triple Whoppers and Hardee’s Thickburgers that they don’t love meat.

So, they shovel in this over processed crap and feel good about themselves while thinking they are fooling everyone around them as the wolf down that Boca burger thinking all the while, is this really not beef?  Why does it have gristle?  God Damn you Boca, did you have to replicate the gristle in my burger too!

Vegan Beef Strokin Off

Vegan Beef Strokin-Off.  The worst cuts of real beef added to the recipe would be better than this pile of vegetable scrapings.  Seriously vegans, you’d eat this shit?  Really, it looks like an unflushed toilet at Denny’s.
Corn Dogs?

Corn Dogs? You've got to be shitting me, right? Corn dogs for vegans? Holy shit what side of the bed did the meat hating goth like maggot encrusted vegans get up on, to dream of making this product? This has to be a vegan's worst nightmare to turn what is basically animal bits into a vegetable version? Maybe it's made from the scraps left over from all the vegan bacon, sausage, hamburgers, and shit on a stick -- that would make some sense.


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